You’ve got to run to the store to get food for dinner. Just as you get to the cashier you realize he’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen. One by one he scans your items, inch by inch you scan his body and then he finally says:
“Would you like a bag for these?”
Your lips tremble, you have to think of something clever to say. Your whole, potential, life together flashes before your eyes; the first date, wedding, honeymoon in Saint Tropez , all of it riding on you’re next three words!
Suddenly it comes to you, you simply take your (new) Newyorkshka tote bag that says “Oh Bitch Please” and show it to him and purr: “I bring my own” and thus starts a beautiful relationship!
What!? Are you telling me that you are too cool to do the shopping yourself? Someone does the shopping for you? Well, girl, don’t worry because you can look flawless going to work, at the school or travelling the world. After all there’s really no better partner than a fashionable bag, right?
…Well ok, maybe this is a bit of an exaggeration (maybe it’s not a guy, maybe it’s a girl. Hell maybe it’s a Ferrari) but you get the point. Our new Tote bags are so amazing people will be stopping you on the street asking ‘Where’d you get that?’. You’ll feel like the star you are making a statement without having to say a word.
Go ahead, show off. If you got it, flaunt it and now at Newyorkshka you’ve got it in spades.